dysconsolate:

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sympathetic-deceit-trash:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

holy-roomba-and-snek:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i spent the first part of my life as an overachieving gifted child and now i am a dumbass by choice. i’ve never been so happy

Why are you such a mood

i’m just extremely relatable and charismatic, people are naturally drawn to me

Many people are naturally drawn to dangerous things

I am the consequence of your destructive urges.

(via youweremy-wonderwall)

hephs-thighs:

chancethereaper:

bisexual-nightwing:

chancethereaper:

chancethereaper:

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

by fall out boy

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

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kitfisto:

remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life

(via thecoloourgreen)

eunnieboo:

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever

(via raisehell-all-american)

hippiee:

Allow yourself to be a beginner. No one starts off being excellent.

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qsk:

alchemeia:

qsk:

what did we do to deserve animal crossing. like how did nintendo know it was always a dream of mine to live in a cute pink house and befriend talking deer and hamsters

fun fact animal crossing was developed with themes of moving from loneliness towards community and building friendships because the creator, katsuya eguchi, felt that same sort of isolation when he moved from chiba to kyoto and realized how much he missed that connection between himself and his friends and family

this is such a good addition i never knew about thank you!

(via hotboyproblems)